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"a place of glittery batshittery.." - The Wire
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dear Nigel
no I like it here, the job at Cassels was a dud they payed me okay but I know I'm worth more.
I have since found a plumbers apprenticeship which I am blazing through since I fit in all the pipes they can't no worries.
yes I will have to work in shit but they've got me on gas fitting at the moment.
I've made some friends at an after school rock climbing group. If you want to see me thriving you're welcome to stay a weekend.
but not this coming, I'm throughing a party
your sister,
tabi KENNY CHARLTON!